Effie here! I may only be ten weeks old, but a girl's got to earn a living, so I have got a job as a tissue dispenser. I sit inside the tissue box during the evening, and when mom or dad want a tissue I... well, I pop out and look at them. Mom and dad don't get any closer to actually getting a tissue, but they do get a giggle. I suppose I am really a giggle dispenser. Either way, I expect to get paid in peas. Peas and toast.